Sports That Shouln’t Exist

One example of a sport that most people have never heard of is the ches-boxing, from the title itself, I know that you may be laughing right now. Because chess and boxing would never be the same but mind you this kind of sport is really existing nowadays and it is only you who have never heard of this sport. To finally start with the topic, chess boxing is a Berlin based sport that requires two players to play. Unlike chess, chess boxing has a two minute round of boxing after which you have to play four minute chess, lucky for those people who have not had bruises during the boxing. This sport maybe weird but this is one example if sports that I have never heard of. Also, another example of sport that you have never heard of is the underwater hockey. Well, this sport is easy but is weird compare to other sports. The mechanics of underwater hockey is very simple, just like playing hockey; you just have to play a hockey in underwater basis. To give you a little background history of the sport, underwater hockey was mainly invented in 1954, and this game was highly played by Singaporeans as well as other people in this world.

Playing sports like basketball, badminton, volleyball and swimming are already played by a lot of people. Why not try playing new sports? We do not need to limit ourselves with this kind of sports. Because as you can see these sports are already overrated remember, the more sports the better, and above all enjoy life to the fullest.

 

 

Conan Hunts Down His Assistant’s Stolen Mug

Incredibly Annoying Couples

Love sucks.

Wait, let me rephrase that.

People in love suck.

Wait, still not there.

People in love who feel the need to do absurd, disgusting things in public suck.

Hurray! You finally met that one special person who lights up your life. You get to hold hands and cuddle and kiss each other on the smoochy woochie. Everyone thinks you’re such a cute couple. And you are. Because you haven’t gotten there yet. But you do need to be careful. After all, you do not want to end up like one of those couples.

The “let’s make-out in public because everyone should learn from us” couple — Probably the most annoying couple there is. They kiss. They cuddle. They feel each other up. And you’re standing there, two feet away, wondering exactly how hard the stupid bell hit them at birth.

Look Hansel and Gretel, you’re not exactly Girls Gone Wild here. Why must you feel the need to disgust everyone around you by sticking fingers in places not sold in stores? Get a room. No wait, get plastic surgery, then get a room. Wow, that’s a really nice tummy shirt you bought at Foxy Lady, but I thought the tummy was supposed to stay inside. Please, from all of us to you — cut off your tongues so that I may put my cigarette out on them.

The “we’re fighting in public but you’re not allowed to look at us” couple — The other day I’m standing outside smoking a cig when I hear the following sentence; “Fuck you and that skanky whore bitch!” Now, call me Curious George but there’s something about the words, “fuck, skanky, whore and bitch” all in the same sentence that makes me somewhat, well, curious.

So I gently look three feet to the left and make eye contact with, who I assume to be the opposite of Ms. Skanky Whore Bitch. She then proceeds to politely tell me to “mind my own fucking business.” Excuse me? Mind my business? Listen up Peggy Sue, last I checked Dr. Phil wasn’t staging a fucking intervention here on the public sidewalk. You wanna call out your man? Well then do it in the privacy of your own fucking insanity.

The “we like to replace each others names with the word baby” couple — “Baby, this doesn’t fit right.” “Well then baby, maybe you should return it.” “But baby, then I have to go back to the store baby.” “Oh baby, we can go together.”

Baby, for the love of everyone who is not you — please shut the fuck up! I actually stopped talking to two of my friends in high school because they never shup up with baby. Baby this, baby that. One day, I lost it. Big time. How do people not see that this obsessive use of the word baby is not only revolting and irritating, but it could cause severe homicidal thoughts from those around you?

So what kinds of couples incredibly annoy you?